rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

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egberts:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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corgisandboobs:

ladybaggins:

kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally

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christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

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cartoonheroes:

Sorry for the long post! Little storyboard I wanted to do, involving modern diner mermaids.

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